I just found Auntie.

Creepy Auntie.
Like, the drawing I made in grade nine that I had to "visit" every day and be nice to because I was scared she would eat me otherwise. She's been lost since the end of that year.

And I found her.
Oh god.

Um.. okay...

Weirdest phone call ever a while ago.

Me: Hello?
?: *sickly sweet voice* Hellllo.. is the man or the lady of the house in?
Me: ...um.. actually, no...
?: Oooookay, I'll just call back later, then! Bu-bye.


Freak'd out'd.. d. I swear, if Auntie (who is probably lost in my room forever) was real, she would sound like that.


Pointless update on my pants: THERE'S A HOLE in my right knee. These are like, my second or third favourite pair of jeans depending on which shoes I'm wearing! Suck.
Did I mention I screwed up toaster pastries yesterday morning? I knew I was capable of messing up, so I even read the INSTRUCTIONS on the box. Nobody need instructions for toaster pastries. I was like, "Okay.. low setting on the toaster.. well, duh.." and I looked at the dial and was like "that looks right" and popped them in. After a loooong time (I dunno, a few minutes), I was wondering why they weren't done yet and then I noticed that the dial was facing in the opposite direction that I thought it was because it's poorly defined. So they were burntish. But still okay tasting, thankfully.

I tried cornstarch as a white face powder because people have said that it works (for my costume), and it kind of didn't. Also, it was sort of on the gross side. I really don't want to have to use cream again this year. ( Me as Sally (nightmare before christmas) last year )

Anyway, I'm sort of hungry, so I think I'll look through some cupboards before realizing that we have no real food and resorting to Kraft Dinner again. *sigh*